If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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