seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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