I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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