This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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