we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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