omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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