Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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