Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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