I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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