My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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