so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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