You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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