just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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