just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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