is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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