they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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