Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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