He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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