Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.