Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We are two peas in an std pod
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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