Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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