I think im going to throw up on grandma
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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