belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Still dying that you shit outside
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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