I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I need moral support for this bender
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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