look no pants
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
how does that bad decision feel?
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