Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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