I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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