Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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