I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm at about main and main street
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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