I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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