Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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