Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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