i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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