If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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