You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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