So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Your penis caused this!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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