i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
