ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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