is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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I need water and some morals
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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