But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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