You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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