I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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