Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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