I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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