is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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