hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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