Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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