so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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