Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
They took my balls.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
