Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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