i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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