I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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