If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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