Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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