To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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