dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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